OH!

POSITIVE. ._. Yes, a very unfunny joke indeed. Told by Valentia the "motherly and caring".

MOECO has been pretty cool so far. The people we met are nice. Our section consists of Amelia, Wen Yun, Zhenyi, Chen Fong and Wei Hao. And Chew Fei the Sec 3, haa. Go打击! Percussion is always awesome. (: We were told that the instructor is "very nice" but Miss Phang and I have yet to come to a firm conclusion .___.

Oh man. HCCO concert starts at 7.30pm this Sunday, and my fencing lesson ends at that exact time. I'm probably going to miss the 1st half ): Or even more. Shucks, I hope their highlights are towards the end of the show.

(SOMEONE GET ME BITTER FILMS' DVD NOOOOOW)

Before his best friend suffers, he tells him of their greatest dream and shoots him in the back of his head.

So he wouldn't go through pain.

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Surprisingly, I'm not that all hyped up about the holidays ): Maybe it's because I know how soon this one will pass by. And I just can't seem to get any work done. Those TV dudes should create a channel that just shows parents shouting "GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR I'LL KILL YA" at the camera, 24/7. That'd be radical. Then again, some would watch that for entertainment. A rather pertubing thought.

I've completed 4 source-based questions in CHINESE. In a matter of... let's see, ONE DAY. 1696 words. BEAT THAT!

Fencing :D.

I wanted to create my Chinese file, but I couldn't find a file (and dividers).



Click to zoom.

"HOLY SHT, IT'S IN PNG!"

SO IS THIS!



Anti-Mac desktop, available ONLY here, ONLY in 1280 x 800. I am not your maid. If you want it to fit your computer screen edit it yourself, WITHOUT REMOVING CREDITS.

Don't you hate how some (and I mean only some) Mac users keep boasting about how expensive and stylish the MacBook is, when it really sucks? Don't you love how when they try to explain that the MacBook is all-powerful, they can't because their MacBook dies off because nothing works on Mac OS?

"I'm back to haunt."

There are few things that make a worried man laugh.

(I just realised that this post was saved as a draft on 11 May 2008. So here it is.)

Happy Birthday to my father!
Happy Birthday to Jade!
Happy Mothers' Day to my... mother. Then what. Grandfather meh. ._.

I got them a pair of GOLDFISH (: Creative right. One's a lionhead, I forgot the other's breed but it's a white one with a red marking on its head (鸿运当头. Cheesy. Good.) since we had an odd number of each at home. The lionhead is super cute! Very amusing face. Both are currently tiny and live in the bowl at the front of my house.

Congratulations to my uncle for graduating with his 2nd Masters degree! The true spirit of 活到老,学到老.

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My mother wakes me up extra early so she can catch this radio serial on 958FM while driving me to school -.- Yes I know I am very fortunate to have transport to school. I also happen to appreciate what I have.

Gaaah I'm sleeping at wee hours almost everyday. Explains why I can't freaking wake up on weekends. If I sleep too little my whole body'll feel stiff and numb. Speaking of stiffness, my muscles don't ache anymore from fencing :D Oh yeah. Speaking of which, I'm picking up fencing for NYAA ._.

Funny thing is, my coach is some funny Chinaman who knows about 3 English phrases ("good", "very good", "beautifoo") and actually has NO belly. Zomg! *Goes into shock, rolls on floor, foaming at mouth*

Oh but the classmates are really funny and friendly. Sadly this super tall RJC person and I just joined recently so we're separated from the others during lessons ): And we don't even learn the same weapon. But the other (Singaporean) coach taught us footwork which is supposedly similar. She pretty much made us do tiring lunges for like 20 minutes and spent 10 minutes trying convince that RJC person to change weapon so he can learn with the rest of the class later on -.-

Okay nevermind, I shan't ramble about boring stuff.

Read this.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

Go ponder.

Note that there is a fine line between an elite and an elitist. This is a widely debated topic, but I shan't be too careful. Messages must be sent. I am prepared to ignore flaming unless you clicked on that little link above the tagboard, smartass.

1) "Teachers love me, so I am an elite."

2) "I get high marks, so I am an elite."

3) "I am elite, so everything I do is great."

4) "Everything I do is great, so everything without my involvement is laughable."

5) "Everything I agree with is true."

6) "Everything I disagree with is stupid and/or useless."

7) "Only intellectual people are funny."

8) "Only intellectual people are funny, so I am funny."

9) "Only people whom I think are funny, ARE funny."

10) "Only people whom I think are funny will stand within a 100-metre radius."

11) "Few are intellectual like me."

12) "Few are funny."

13) "No one works as hard as me."

14) "You don't study, so you are stupid."

15) "I'm smart enough, so I don't have to study."

16) "Ha, C5? After all that work? I didn't even TRY studying and I snagged an A1, easy shit."

17) "I get As, so I am entitled to do whatever I want."

18) "No work + Claim others' credit = 100% success. Fool-proof plan."

19) "Everyone either loves me or are jealous of me. I always get envied."

20) "I deserve it."