Tuesday, February 26, 2008

"most attempts i've ever seen under 20 seconds"

Sorry for the spamming of Youtube videos, but this, really.........

gives Singapore hope for FIFA qualifiers.

Gaaah the return of the external COs. Suddenly 3 people from separate COs come and ask me to join them -.-

Oh anyway. I have something to complain about.

I hate it when people say stuff that no one, not even the greatest genius in the whole wide world, can think of a sane, feasible, comprehensible answer to within 5 seconds.

Examples are, "You know, I like bear-shaped cookies." or "I think I look like a fat monkey. Oh no! Do you think I will replace Ah Meng?!"

!!!. Hello ladies, seriously, what do you expect for a response?!

"Ooh really? I like bear-shaped cookies too! Omg, Graham Bears are like my ultimate fave. Actually I like anything animal-shaped. Dinosaur-shaped gummies are yummy. So is chicken-shaped turkey, and bird-shaped eggs."

In the latter, both a positive and negative reply would get the other party in trouble anyway.

Scenario 1:
"Yup you're fat and hairy."
"YOU BL**DY MEAN *SSH*L*! CAN'T YOU LIE FOR A LADY?! HUH?! CAN'T YOU?! CAN'T YOU?!?!?!?!?! I feel so hurt and emo. I shall scrape my wrists with harmless 2B pencil lead left from my childhood."

Scenario 2:
"Oh nooooo, you look perfectly fine!"
"LIAR! *bitchslaps you*"


Friday, February 22, 2008

If i were Edison Chen I would kill myself after watching this

Steven Lim eternally has a disturbingly enthusiastic smile that can only remind you of a teeko.


Monday, February 18, 2008

quick-fire tag replies

rachel Ah, the horror of tidbits. I have an extra trouble, I get fat in the face, not stomach or whatever. -.- I think I'm going to have a double chin soon. o___o

loyee I knew it. I've always known you liked Simon. KNEEEW it. Ha. Renaldo is funny anyways.

cass Both the contestants and judges are weird, that's why they've aired 7 seasons. And don't spread false information to my classmate okay! .__.

yh Yup, but at least there's the constant k which always turns up without fail. (:

valentia HELLO .___. Ah man I still owe you a comicstrip. CNY ends on Thursday. Dang. I'll get it posted by then! If not I'll draw 2 with random topics. HAHA you and your K-Drama. I should blog about it someday. Yup, we all watched your greatest idol in awe on the stage.

joy Hello Puppydoodle Tofutoes. You and your puppy love (;

lien If you can stop giggling for 5 whole minutes I'll give you a sweet! :D. And don't listen to Cass, her conclusions are always WRONG, as we have agreeably decided on in a previous argument. Long story, but if you ask I'll tell. (:

carbon See first~. HAAAA see see see? YOU LIKE LITTLE KIDDIES. Admit it. Admitting is the first step to solving the problem, you see. (:

chelly Yo Miss Scandalous. Huh I thought you've tagged here before? Hmm. Okay, welcome to Cbox! ._.

rae Oh yeah we did that last year too! And played with boomwhackers, those colourful tuned plastic tubes. But they never talk about CHINESE percussion, blah. But it's a good thing that they don't mess around with our instruments with permission ._.

chongmin Hmmm no? I checked in Firefox already. It's yew, Cowmin. Yuuuuu.

cherie Yeah but apparently your degree is less likely to change if you use contacts /: Specs are less scary, but some people say I look funny in specs? .____.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

HELLO WORLD!

What a mediocre title.

I'm still alive!

Barbeques are fun but you smell like... smoke after that. Ah but roasted marshmallows are heavenly as always. (:

i just finished my book review! Yippee.

Oh and here's a disturbing truth. I've been wearing spectacles with the wrong degree for the past 9 months. Thank goodness my eyesight improved. But I still had to order daily contact lenses while waiting for my new spectacle lenses to arrive. Sheesh, I'll be alternating between my glasses (which are BAD for m'eyes) and expensive contacts (which are GOOD for m'eyes).

The most annoying thing is, because of my ridiculously high astigmatism (HEREDITARY. NOT MY FAULT.) the minimum amount was 30 pairs. For nearly $130. Okay that's not TOO bad a price for dailies but still! THIRTY PAIRS. That's stabbing your eyeball at least 60 times for each eyeball, considering you take only TWO pokes to get the plastic onto your optical organs.

On a random note, percussion pwns. I'm sure all agree.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

export-quality lies

Homework a'piling. Deadlines a'notmeeting.

I think my LA speech's kind of funny. Hmm we'll see.

I'm 70% sure I'll drop Art. The syllabus sounds/IS boring, and there's no point slugging out for stuff you don't have interest in.

COMICS COMING SOONSOONSOON.ISH.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Cruel Hollywood



The judges were mean but I guess Renaldo wasn't really self-conscious either. Oh well, at least the dude's happy. I think.

The scary thing is, Simon's right, the tune is going to be a hit record, and it's almost... catchy. o__o

Thinking of changing my blog's colour scheme. It's getting kind of boring /: Open for suggestions! Currently I'm thinking of dark grey+turquoise or dark grey+light red. Or to be even more fickle, dark grey+turquoise+light red.

红包collections are going pretty slow .__. Oh well, there's still the weekend.


Friday, February 08, 2008

somebody's a charity clown

Today's meals were so, so good. I love crab, I don't care how you cook it.

Oh I forgot to mention yesterday, I saw 洪老师! My P1 Chinese teacher, a really hip/interesting person o: I still remember how she stamped Doraemon/Snoopy cartoons all around the border of our Chinese test paper when anyone got full marks, haha.

Tags:

chongmin HAPPY CNY TO YOU TOO (: Heh the ringtone's getting popular. And you haven't sent me yours hmmmn~
lien Noooo you're not a very serious person okay! And you DO giggle to yourself during physics practical (:
rachel HAHA the school should be gaining weight by now. I wonder if the school building's infrastructure was designed to support the weight. .__.
valentia Yep, like Linda Chang the Chang. Haha I know my dream is fantastic. And that stupid shin thing is an imposter! -.- We returned your timpani already heh.
moley/toe-y THE IMPOSTER/JOY TOH-LIN You IMPOSTER! I'll turn you into toe pie.
yh Aww don't you feel the joy? ._.
sheila Happy new year to you too :D

Grr I hate selfish dA users. I just uploaded some photoshop patterns. 12 views, 7 downloads, ZERO FAVOURIES, ZERO COMMENTS. Ffffff. Peesh.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

新年快乐!

HAVE A HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Whoo, 太阳wasn't THAT good after all but at least the audience was happy! And they liked how cool the percussion looked. Yay percussion always looks cool. Always. (8 *gloats* (No, you can't slap me this time.) Haha and someone overslept and missed watching our performance!

So after that I went back to Tao Nan! To meet up 6I of course, though the turn-up number was pretty small. Sat in the foyer with Jade, Cherie, Ee Wen, Lishan, Valerie (Quay), Joseph and Trevor doing nothing while waiting for the other boys. After they arrived we played captain's ball (._.) because we wanted something non-card-related for once. Got chased off by 梁老师so we went to the basketball court just outside the school to continue. Pretty fun, except Jordan stepped on my foot and my toes were screaming. -_- Oh well. McD for lunch, a few (really cool) magic tricks from Edwin, some blur photos and a very happy day (:

Oh did I mention? I realised that I haven't touched bubble tea since the November holidays started. That's almost 3 months. That's almost a quarter of a year. That's headlines.

Anyway I'm thinking of doing up a celebratory piece of work. Maybe a wallpaper, maybe a comic. We'll see (:

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

YAY. YAY. YAY.

I GOT DISTINCTION FOR MY GRADE 5 THEORY!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

o_____o

Oh my goodness.

I had a really scary dream. Nightmare, rather.

I was in some place caught in a civil war. And there were like 2 groups of people (can't remember the exact names but one of the names starts with M and the other B). It was super chaotic, with people killing each other and all. I can't remember which side I was on either ._. Then there was this nerd from the opposition running after me, and I took a baseball bat which came from nowhere and shove it in his groin. Then he went "AAAAH" and collapsed, then I kicked him and ran.

Yup, then I woke up with the 0_0 face. Weird and violent. The freaky part is, there was hardly any panic. Just... fighting. Cold and stagnant.

Which makes me realise that the term "Fight War" is pretty ironic. "Fight Violence!" -__-

Okay I'm having a really crappy conversation with an un-fragrant fruit and slappy smellysticks.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

"Motion is an illusion."

Zeno's paradoxes are kind of hilarious.

Oh man I gained 1 kg overnight! From a super heavy dinner and PINEAPPLE TARTS. Yes I ate those little suckers. But the school says I need to gain 5 kg so yeah. ._.

I forgot to mention that during the class committee training yesterday Mrs Chang was conducting the workshop for activity coordinators HAHA. Sheila, Rou Ying and lots of GAP people were there! What a tiny little world.

OOH ANDANDAND. I created a ringtone of Yuka's famous "I don't know!" from a phone recording! It's available in WMA (works on computers) and AMR (works on phone) formats (: Ask me for it! :D

Gaaaah I should be working.

TAAAGS.

wendy Yup, your slappy sticks smell awesome.
rachel Health coordinator o_o Heh *coughcough* was canteen inspector, no surprise (:
yh Man you should stop cutting yourself ._. Voice actors are cool.
moley and moley's friend/advertisement The link is... the Greek God. (: Or maybe..... THE TOILET. O: YEW LUV KEWKEW, and it rhymes.
valentia YATTA! Hahaha $125 for TWOOOO people!
lien You always 傻笑during physics practical, you think I don't know who you're thinking about huh!
chewa You're the REAL silly little girl hmnkay.
jade o__o Why do you keep cutting your hair! And I didn't get darker, I'm trapped indoors most of the time haha.
chongmin Oooh Cowmin has a fetish for Pikachu.... Interesting (8
cass Yeah they are. I took that from the template-for-all-to-use post, remember? (:
steph Yes pineapple tarts are evil...................
marie Exactly! His voice is like woah. o:

A ramble a day

ERRRRGH I can't work properly.

There's so much stuff I want to do that I can't, and so much work that I have to do and don't want to.

Hopefully the weekend will take my mind off things.

On a side note A. Lit and even Maths are getting nice, and we still haven't learnt anything from Chemistry.

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AAAH why is it that I'm always the first to hear so many interesting/funny/gossipy things! So distracting! Not that I don't like it. /: Heh. Joy loves KEWKEW and _ _ _ _ _ _.

困扰!I feel like an exploding water balloon. If I really explode a lot of bad things will happen, oh no.

Bad mood. ):

Friday, February 01, 2008

Sleep-deprived

Does anyone know of a place that sells (horizontally) striped tees in bulk? By that I mean about 30+ pieces.

Rehearsals today at the hall were really screwed up. I couldn't hear anything because there was so much noise from the people playing and running around, and the acoustics + reverb were horrible. Sigh. Let's hope the visuals will compensate for what we lack in substance.

小组was FUN! After some practice we had our CNY-cum-birthdays celebration (: Heh the instructors were suprised how we knew their birthdays! We are such resourceful people. The paper game (where we draw lots from this purse-thing and ask the question written on the paper) was kind of fun too, though I got the most awkward question. -__- "Do you have a girlfriend? Can we expect to collect 红包from you soon?" First question yes second question no. How sad, haha. And Phang, I still don't believe the C. Lit part. o__o

Class breakfast tomorrow! We're hoping to order pizza but I don't think they deliver so early in the morning. I don't have any food to bring D: I checked the kitchen and the only ready-to-eat things are biscuits, which are quite pathetic for a class breakfast ._.

Sleep deprived. ZZZ.