OH!

Lyrics to the song from Jack and the Bean-sprout! Awfully morbid, but awfully clever.

When I feel a little bit hungry and I'm in the mood for a munch
When my tummy's feeling all growly and I haven't had any lunch
That's when I think of my favourite food
Kids taste so good!

When I'm tired of fried kway teow and I'm bored with burgers and fries
When seafood makes me feel sleepy and I'm sick of pasta and pies
That's when I hunger for my favourite food
Kids taste so good!

I'll twist off their little fingers and I'll pinch off their little toes
And I'll put their tongue in a sandwich with a slice of running nose
Oh what a feast for a giant like me and
Best of all, it's free!

Deep-fried ears, stir-fried feet,
Fast to cook, good to eat!
Curry boys, sambal girls,
Cutie pies with cheesy curls!
Teochew porridge, Hokkien mee,
Help yourself, kids are free.
Taiwan sausage, French fries,
Barbequed chicken Thais!

If you think your children are precious and their funny habits are sweet
Then just wait until you discover just how easy they are to eat!
Munch on a kid, it will brighten your mood
Gobble your children if they're acting rude!
Flame-broiled or roasted or toasted or stewed,
Kids taste so good!

Gin na, mai ham.

I think I'm drowning in puns now.