Monday, January 05, 2009
《我要辞职了》
Dear Sir/Madam,
Please accept this letter as my notice of resignation from my position as toilet unclogger and cleaner.
This was not an easy choice. I am extremely grateful for the immense work experience your company has provided me in the expertise of waste-handling. However, I have developed a rare medical condition, an allergy to faecal coliforms, and cannot handle any more waste. After much consideration, I have decided to accept a position with another company as a soap tester.
Sincerely,
Winnie the Pooh
P.S. I could reconsider if you buy me a new car and apartment, preferably near an NTUC for the convenience of grocery shopping.
P.S.S. Please stop making fun of my name. There is no pun.
Please accept this letter as my notice of resignation from my position as toilet unclogger and cleaner.
This was not an easy choice. I am extremely grateful for the immense work experience your company has provided me in the expertise of waste-handling. However, I have developed a rare medical condition, an allergy to faecal coliforms, and cannot handle any more waste. After much consideration, I have decided to accept a position with another company as a soap tester.
Sincerely,
Winnie the Pooh
P.S. I could reconsider if you buy me a new car and apartment, preferably near an NTUC for the convenience of grocery shopping.
P.S.S. Please stop making fun of my name. There is no pun.
# posted at 9:22 PM
