Sunday, January 25, 2009

"Gurlzzz, I don't wan to soun biazzzed as a PE teachur but..."

Sports are good for you!

Exercising for 27 hours every day make you
healthy and mildly muscular
fit and anti-obese
exhausted and unappetized
sleepy and sleep-loving
a healthy sleeper
grease-hating
lipid-dreading
vegetarian
organic
meat.

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As I've said before, one pineapple tart = 90 calories = 1/2 hour on the treadmill OR 4 rounds of the track.

Two love letters contain as much oil as one bowl of noodles you'd buy from the food court.

But then again, sitting on your chair burns 60% as many calories as running...

Life is painful.





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